March 2012
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
I hope Rick Santorum has to use the bathroom, and...
February 2012
tiffannu:
yunaresuka:
yunaresuka:
My friend and I are going to direct a Founding Fathers porno called “One If By Land, Two If By Semen” starring John Hancock. With bonus feature “The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere.”
Tag line: The British Are Coming.”
Just needed to share that with everyone.
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California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
“Curvy women are real women. Skinny women are real women. Women who have had...”
– Hugo Schwyzer (via -warmtea)
